Anniekay
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Zigs
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OMG !! I almost pulled a muscle laughing !!.
He has trouble with his incontinence pads
Don't reckon he stands much chance with Sally Slapcabbage
I hold too much value on both my mop and broomDon't you think he needs to be standing upright ? A nice sized Pole up the nether regions is what he needs !!
The old crutches won't rot and will stand some cleaning up. He'll be useful there for target practise!Sally told me he stinks..... not very kind - it's not easy, you just can't get the staff these days.
Zigs
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Don't be silly, he IS the targetI'll get him the target
Anniekay
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I'm going to try making a Scarecrow that moves in the wind. I saw it youtube. You put a 2x2 into the ground, then a larger piece of PVC pipe with a cap on top over that, hence he can spin !!I hold too much value on both my mop and broom
Sally told me he stinks..... not very kind - it's not easy, you just can't get the staff these days.
On second thought, I'll probably forget that he spins and be knocked off my riding mower as I pass !!
Zigs
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I'm going to try making a Scarecrow that moves in the wind. I saw it youtube. You put a 2x2 into the ground, then a larger piece of PVC pipe with a cap on top over that, hence he can spin !!
On second thought, I'll probably forget that he spins and be knocked off my riding mower as I pass !!
I pictured this when you described it
Anniekay
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- Quitman, Ga.
That reminds me of when the Game Warden got sick of me watering my horse in the resevoir and shot rock salt at us. Fastest gallop I ever rode !! Arse full of rocksalt !!I pictured this when you described it
Not me, the horse !!
Zigs
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Sheal
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Barry's stolen my crutches! 
Zigs
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Scarecrows will nick anything
Up a bit and slightly to the right Zigs
Anniekay
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That would be hilarious.!!Up a bit and slightly to the right Zigs
Leave the target be, shoot an arrow or two ("up and to the right !! ")
Jersey Devil
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Owww, just the thought
Sean Regan
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We don't have any...
Well.... We do, because my wife says I always look like one!
This is because around the house I dress in "scruff." This is because at any time I might decide to do a task in the garden, shed, or garage, or clean the car and I can go straight out and get on with it without getting changed, which is always a chore and might put me off.
When I come in, I change into clean "scruff." Because I may want to go out again later.
What I was wearing goes straight into the next load of washing.
I never wear "scruff" if I leave the house. I always make myself presentable.
There is one exception. If in the middle of a job I decide I need to go down to the local village hardware/DIY store, for something, I will go in my "scruff." More than once I've met a neighbour there, who does exactly the same.
Well.... We do, because my wife says I always look like one!
This is because around the house I dress in "scruff." This is because at any time I might decide to do a task in the garden, shed, or garage, or clean the car and I can go straight out and get on with it without getting changed, which is always a chore and might put me off.
When I come in, I change into clean "scruff." Because I may want to go out again later.
What I was wearing goes straight into the next load of washing.
I never wear "scruff" if I leave the house. I always make myself presentable.
There is one exception. If in the middle of a job I decide I need to go down to the local village hardware/DIY store, for something, I will go in my "scruff." More than once I've met a neighbour there, who does exactly the same.
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